Alberta Rose Theatre
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FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

  October 9, 2022 8:00 PM

Doors Open: 7:00 PM
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GENERAL ADMISSION Public Onsale: August 12, 2022 1:28 PM to October 9, 2022 7:00 PM

When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other! 

Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

Kindly join us inside the haunted Alberta Rose Theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate... there’s no turning back now. 

Nox Falls (Seattle)
Valerie Veils (Olympia)
Solangerie (Olympia)
The Infamous Nina Nightshade
Lily Le Fauve
Duo Alpha Kitten
Megz Madrone
Temera Titty
MissDoe Chanterelle
David D. Daniels
Anna Nymph
Kitt'n Around
With your Ghost Host Professor D. R. Schreiber (The Historical Conjurer)

Hurry back. We're dying to tease you. 


$25 GA Advance

$35 GA At the Door

$40 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 5 rows of the center section – available in advance only)

(Our tickets sell quickly - purchase early!  Lacy Productions have a history of selling out! )

Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door.

21 & over only

Review our Health & Safety Policies HERE

Number of Tickets
Limit 20 tickets per order.

* Does not include convenience or handling fees.